hungarian:

today in class someone sneezed & my teacher told them to shut up

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beyonco:

naming your child pizza so you know you’ll always love it

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get to know me meme: [2/15] pairings » damon salvatore & elena gilbert

You are by far the greatest thing to ever happen to me in my 173 years on this earth. The fact that I get to die knowing I was loved, not just by anyone - by you. Elena Gilbert. It’s the epitome of a fulfilled life. It’s never gonna get any better than this. I peaked. I love you, Elena.
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cinematicsymphony:

This is so accurate. At school, we literally have children who will watch our facial expressions to see if them falling is as bad as they think it might be.

CORRECT CHILD INJURY PROCEDURE:

  • do not react. at the most, maybe wince and go “ooooh”
  • go over to the child to assess panic level and severity of injury
  • if they’re like, dying, remain calm, but they’re probably not.
  • look them in the eye and ask, “you okay?” they will nod. possibly all teary-eyed. then ask, “are we gonna need to cut it off?”
  • the child is thrown off. if they giggle, you’re in the money. if they do not, put a bandaid on and do some sympathetic patting. they are probably a little teary. let the sad little bug sit out for a minute. they will quickly get bored.
  • works every time

"sad little bug" is the cutest and most accurate term ive heard used to describe a child because sometimes bugs are kinda super cute sometimes bugs are really fucking annoying and sometimes bugs are downright TERRIFYING

^ Just like adults

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surprisebitch:

NO WAY

surprisebitch:

NO WAY

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evaded:

have babies already..

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